May 2013
I am so in love with you that it scares me...I...
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
arent you supposed to make me feel better?
mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
holycorpse:
life should be like animal crossing where you can ignore people until they move away
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
milktree:
always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there
orangewave:
sagethenate:
orangewave:
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
fucking christ
