- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
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(Source: perfectdisney, via disneyislove)
arent you supposed to make me feel better?
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- mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
- me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
(Source: 3nfp, via bethelionqueen)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via halfpastgiveafuck)
